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What All Cats Know​-​Spoken Poetry Album By Daniel Klawitter

by Daniel Klawitter

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1.
Dogs are prose, and prone to please. Mice are good for eating. When moonlight splinters through the trees, We watch humans while they’re sleeping. Disobedience is heroic. It’s wrong to persecute witches. Hell is a world with no poets— And heaven a charm of finches.
2.
For me, the cooking life has been a long love affair, with moments both sublime and ridiculous. —Anthony Bourdain It may be that hunger and love Are twins from the same Mother— An eternal longing to lull our lack. And the presence of an absence Is the recurring attack of history. To ingest such fictions or facts Is an ordeal beyond all endurance: As you step back to your private pantry Where no meal can bring assurance.
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Morphine doesn’t do much for dementia. I know this because my grandmother was trying to catch an imaginary chicken on her deathbed. Wanting to calm her fevered thrashing, my sister cleverly said: “It’s okay grandma. I caught the chicken for you. You can rest now.” But my grandmother’s faded blue eyes suddenly sprang wide open, and fixing my surprised sister with a stern and lucid glare, declared: “No, you did NOT!” And I’m still uncertain which came first: our nervous laughter or the shock of her clarity, so unexpected, we almost died. I guess we all have to catch our own chickens, before we cross the road and reach that other side.
4.
You been conceited since the day you was born. Walking around with your nose so dang high In the air, you could drown in a rainstorm! You no apple pie on the fourth of July. You no sweet tea on a warm summer day: More like spoilt milk—in case you forgot it. Strutting around in your new lingerie, But no one gonna write you a sonnet. I swear to Gawd woman, you smash me to bits And our time together is cattywampus. You can kiss my behind and kiss my grits. You ain’t no Georgia peach, you just pompous. But bless your heart, you sure did butter my biscuit! And when you sizzle like bacon? Cain’t resist it.
5.
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. —Borges. We were stalked relentlessly by tigers Inside an adversarial athenaeum Of horrific hieroglyphics And mocking mirrors— As books from other writers Kept multiplying like our terror On the expanding, capacious shelves. Someone once said that if God is dead Then everything is permitted. But what could be more audacious Than a labyrinth full of trilogies With every third volume omitted? This is not quite the paradise We had hoped for or imagined. And speaking on behalf of all Our abandoned companions: Are any of us truly transparent? Even ghosts seem to wear Such terribly haunted clothes. Perfect clarity is as rare As translucent roses: There is just so much to unsee In the afterlife’s undaunted library. We close our eyes and as Borges turns to go A familiar song begins playing On some ethereal piano High up above in the firmament. We try to sing along…but the words Have lost all permanence.
6.
Some leaves are the color of lust, Or speckled gold and burnt sienna. The spectacle of Fall is a carnival: Bold flashes among the branches In this sun-freckled fiesta of September. The aspens turn and then they shimmer, As the leaves peel off like garments— Flung at the feet of a stripper.
7.
Oh mama, the world is wet with weeping again. Oh papa, the storm-tossed and lost are sleeping again. When hope is double-crossed, the cost can be severe. How often can hardened hearts start beating again? The trauma that we all hear is a mantra of fear. A litany of terrors and errors repeating again. The stretcher-bearers bear the bodies from the rubble. But why be too troubled with all that bleeding again? We are punished and pummeled, worried and wearied. But all things buried will soon start pleading again.
8.
There was something about the snow that day: Flakes that fell like little angels to the ground— Hands clasped in prayer, mouths soundless As they spiraled down in star-bright sanctity And melted away without a word or even a bell In the church being rung. Nevertheless, I heard A whispered hallelujah, as I caught one on my tongue.
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Pomegranates 00:44
My wife is on the couch, peeling a pomegranate. Ripping the rind and plucking each red jewel from the wreckage. It is a bloody and laborious affair: a ritual that I despair of because I have no patience for this Phoenician fruit. When next I glance over, she has the ruddy loot piled high on a bone white napkin… and the seeds look like tiny hearts, offered in terrible tribute to a wife who eats them like an Aztec goddess, one by one, sacrifice after sacrifice.
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The cock doth craw, the day doth daw The channerin’ worm doth chide: Gin we be mist out o’ our place, A sair pain we maun bide. —The Wife of Usher's Well, traditional folk ballad. Some people just can’t take a joke. But Tommy Lee found funny almost everywhere he looked. Had he been a stand-up comic he may have made good money, or as an author of children’s books. But Tommy Lee worked in the factory. And like a kid who never grows up he was an obsessive practical joker. Looking back, it’s a miracle he was never fired, but people say he was universally admired by his co-workers. Then one afternoon, Tommy’s fingers got caught in the machine. And it cut him clean to both wrists, leaving only stumps. For two whole days, Tommy’s tongue was quiet. Then he awoke to the smell of the hospital, recalled the industrial violence, and he began to understand: (he would never work again.) On the third day, his mother came in, and she saw Tommy’s chest expand. And while she cried, Tommy Lee died, saying: “Look ma, no hands.”
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Whenever you feel that old familiar tug— the babbling of the blood from a carnal stare, or an over-friendly hug— blame it on the wine you had with dinner. And remember the prayer of St. Augustine ye sensual sinners. Take comfort and do not fret. For even the Bishop of Hippo once said: “Lord make me chaste. But not yet! Not yet!”
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Road Trip 01:11
Cold Colorado morning. The coffee percolates. Elk are on the move in Evergreen. They bellow their morning prayers with breath like frosty incense while drivers in their cars stare and gesticulate in their direction. We are all part of a herd. We huddle together for warmth and protection. Down in Denver the traffic is already terrific. And I'm in the backyard, writing this poem— thinking about Jack Kerouac and getting that specific itch. Wanting to get out on the road— just drive and throw my cell phone out the window into a ditch. It's a tempting thought, I'll give you that: To keep on driving like Neal and Jack. Drive until the tank is empty and my belly full of breakfast: Eggs over easy, bacon crisp and salty. A road trip to a state of grace. Becoming a different person— just by going to a different place.
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O those long-winded preachers I grew up listening to in the south! On and on they’d beseech us— With diarrhea of the mouth. If you can’t say it in 15 minutes, Then I have but one retort: No sinner has walked out on a sermon Because it was too short.
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Magicians 00:59
Who doesn’t love a white rabbit pulled from a black top hat? Or the restoration of the woman who underwent a smiling dismemberment? We all clap for a good resurrection. (Sleight of hand and misdirection). How did he do that? An endless river of scarves, a vanishing coin; levitating cards. Chinese linking rings, deadly swords and sabers. Near death escapes from sealed water chambers. Catch a bullet in the mouth? No problem! Get guillotined on stage? He reappears unharmed and your children think it’s awesome. Of course we know it’s all an illusion— and wishes are seldom granted. But a part of us needs to believe: in a domain beyond deception— a world re-enchanted.
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C- 00:26
I was always below average at math. Yet I know how fullness retracts And shrinks back to empty. How the calculus of loss Is unequal to achievement, Or simply: how all our numbers In unencumbered joyful sequence— Become balanced by our teachers In the algebra of bereavement.
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I am the scholar of your lips— A not-neutral academic Of the careful cartography of your hips— Which demands an engaged partnership. Your body is my dissertation— The sole subject of my study. And in my imagination— You’re like bourbon from Kentucky. Well-aged and enjoyed in moderation. Too much consumption offends proper modesty. I take you instead in sips— I drink you up responsibly.
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I live in between the black ink and white spaces of the page. Your fingers graze the surface— and I tremble. I can be as pliable as a pillow, or stiff as steel. Everything you feel I feel. In the absence and lack I lurk— the poem behind the poem. And I am willing to work on our relationship. I am a mind waiting to meet you. I am nothing without your gaze. Can you see me? Not yet? No worries. I am patient. Read on and be amazed.
18.
Come, you soft-shelled poets filled with seawater. Come and leak your speech on thirsty beaches! Come and sing the ocean’s primal power. Come and christen the living dictionary. Come and listen to the seas, the rivers, the lakes. Come and offer tribute to the tributary. Come and accompany the lute and the lyre. Come and salute the shifting personas. Come with your fuel for the original fire. Come add your spice to the cauldron’s aroma. Yes, come and find your calling, your true vocation: The marriage of mind to cherished hydration.
19.
After the rainstorm— a symphony of frogs! A plague-like multitude, a croaking catalog of amorous amphibians, hop-plopping in the grass after a good soaking. So glossy wet with gratitude— they are green and obscene and glamorous. Somewhere there is a great god of frogs who conducts this cacophony of guttural, semi-permeable pornography.
20.
It is so quiet The landscape itself Seems pious: The hallowed hills, The prostrate fields— Even the flowers Bow their ostentatious Heads in silent prayer. And in all this humble Goodness graciousness I find myself there: A clumsy, cursing Stranger—nature Looking at nature. And what is worse: The quiet seems Unnatural— My place in it Perverse.
21.
I swear that damn goose with the glassy eyes is out to get me. So much foul madness in such a ferocious fowl. Every time I walk by, he starts to high step like a Nazi. I watch him warily from the safety of the balcony, As Wagner’s Flight of the Valkyries plays in the background. That damn goose is as strong as Zeus, with his thunderbolt beak And his hissing mouth of Hades. Can geese have rabies? I swear he is half-cobra with his arching neck and venomous face: The rough and brutal beast foretold by William Butler Yeats— The most vicious Canadian goose in the entire United States!
22.
Condesnery 01:07
It is a made-up word. It means: 13 ways Of baking a blackbird In a pie. Layers upon layers. And beneath the crust A festival of flavors: Earth, worm, seed, sky. The density of it Does you a favor: You taste compression— And concentration. Distilled like whiskey— Now condensation Gathers on the glass You vaguely resemble. A poem hugged snug Is a pig in a blanket! A single poem can wear So many clothes Other poems are naked. Not all are Equally skilled At seduction. Some poems wink— Others reek With the pungent Perfume of skunk. And sometimes, It just implodes Under the weight Of sound and sense. The poem with Cake-like ambitions Collapses and shrinks— Condensed.
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Go Cat Go! 00:42
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. —Carl Perkins. If it weren’t for Carl Perkins— That fingerpicking star Of ardent arpeggios On his Gibson guitar— We wouldn’t have That contagious Cool cat serenade About those famous Blue suede shoes That rocked the country Senseless From the humid heat Of his home in Memphis, TN. The toe-tapping Son of sharecroppers Forsook the fields And became the Dixie fried, Awesome apostle Of rockabilly's gospel. Can I get an amen? Glory Hallelujah! Listen up all mama’s children: Just a Little Dab'll Do Ya.
24.
The lightning rips A seam of sky Wide open: Slashing a gash Through night’s Ink-splashed manuscript. And the stars are The trillion eyes Of an unseen god— Each eye lit Like a candle wick To illuminate or ignite Our parchment Papered hearts: Our weeping wax And sticky pitch— All our combustible Bits and parts That come from The same stuff of stars— (So we’ve been told). Formed in the furnace Of a cosmic bonfire: Unimaginably old.
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As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, my God. —Psalm 42:1 A congregation of devout deer appeared over the hill and came down to graze on a Eucharist of leaves: The new, green goodness of God’s good spring. Initially, there was no rapture just a rupture in my reverie. I had no idea what might occur: smoking my cigarette outside like a thurifer. It didn’t seem to bother them though, the smoke. They must have known I wasn’t a wildfire. Just another man sacrificing himself in the wilderness. And then, with magnificent tenderness, one of the deer got so near to me… 20 feet or less. We were now in the same sanctuary of grass. For some reason I looked away and stretched out my left hand thinking: “This too shall pass.” But it did not. The deer approached without fear his black nose nuzzled my palm, the nostrils flaring. And that was it. Who blessed who I don’t know. But he left as gentle as a penitent.
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Here in the rot and wreck— In the besotted and messy elegance Of my chosen art, I strive and crawl Through broken psalms Of complaint and praise toward What? Irrelevance? Only time will tell If desire is equal to intelligence. And even if it isn’t, at least I have dwelled In the temple of the most highs. I have seen them ascend Like Perseus on Pegasus: These poets with their mysteries— Their uncanny focus and eloquence. They help us to see beyond the charms Of sight. And by their liturgies They sing us home to where we Are infused with such reflected light The darkness is quite undone: Stunned, illuminated, and incredulous.
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Red Stuff 01:06
Red snapper fish and red velvet cake— The famous red apple; the slithering snake. The blood in God’s creatures—the sunset at dusk. The Indian corn concealed in its husk. The communist cadre—the red-headed girl. The socialist padre—the Eurasian red squirrel. The crimson tide and the precious red rubies. The color of nipples—on some people’s boobies. The planet called Mars—the sports car for sale. The fox in her den—your friend Abigail. The stop sign on First St.—the pimple that popped. Mao’s little red book—the tomato you dropped. The cherries and peppers—the grapes on the vine. That sweater for Christmas with its horrid design. The cat in the window—your heart and your kidneys. And good old St. Nick—coming down the red chimney.
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There are some things we simply can’t sustain. Endurance of the will is not always sustainable. But what on earth can possibly have permanence? And still, the heart continues to woo the brain Despite all attempts to explain the unexplainable. You are the center of my universe, contra Copernicus. If I could take your suffering away, I would: Bearing it in my flesh as a substitute: Stigmata, Penance, Burnt Offering and Sacrifice. So much in this life, wife, is poorly understood— But love, though under duress, is never destitute. Even in the face of hell it hopes for paradise. Even in purgatory it yearns for heaven: Even in this hospital, that burns like Armageddon.
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Sometimes, this world feels bent And spent beyond repair— Like a dirty coin too long In circulation, Mauled by money’s mad and vicious Songs of consumption. Ambition is for the young— But life isn’t a ladder: It’s a seduction… A romance of matter and spirit. What we adore is what we become: For God’s sake, I can hardly bear it.
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Departure 00:46
It is the way of all flesh and rust That most things must come to an end. What begins must stop, what was Becomes what is not. But some things remain. Not just The DNA passed on to your descendants. There are other remnants beyond The grave and mortal coil of weakness. To speak of it would spoil the secret. This then is the end of a poem That knows well what it can’t disclose While hoping for a sequel. So for now, this poet of the people Says goodbye, the end—Finito.

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In addition to being the lead singer and lyricist for Mining for Rain, Daniel is also an accomplished and widely published poet. His numerous awards include the 2023 Poetry Book Award from the Colorado Author’s League for Where Sunday Used to Be (available from Wipf & Stock/Resource Publications, 2022).

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released December 17, 2023

All poems written and performed by Daniel Klawitter

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